So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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