Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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