Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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