Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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