I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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