I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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