Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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