Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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