My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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