i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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