Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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