We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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