I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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