She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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