3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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