Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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