please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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