Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You can make out without kissing
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