Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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