Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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