Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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