sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
not ubering you a puppy
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How naked do you want me to be?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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