Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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