ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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