He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Farmville is her only friend.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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