You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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