come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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