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(203): View more from Connecticut

I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other

(413): View more from Massachusetts

and it's going to stay that way

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(416): View more from Ontario

I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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(815): View more from Illinois

I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating

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(925): View more from California

It smells like ranch

(925): View more from California

Must be all the white people

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(513): View more from Ohio

apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.

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(714): View more from California

But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.

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