She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
