Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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