So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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