Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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