ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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