maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
