Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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