I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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