i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize