Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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