I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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