think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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