theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
send nudes
from the living room?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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