I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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