We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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