U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad