Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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