Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
