Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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