At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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