If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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