Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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