It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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