Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
