Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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