I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So drunk its hurt
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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