And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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