Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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