Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you win again, gameday.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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